black cherry ice cream Black cherry ice cream was my favorite flavor as a kid. Plus, it’s a great way to sneak fruit into your diet. Mmmmm…. that’s the sweet taste of deception.

Total kitchen time: 40 minutes, plus freezing time
Makes: 1 healthy, fruit-filled quart

Shopping list:

  • 2 cups half-and-half
  • 1 cup heavy whipping cream
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 tbsp dark brown sugar
  • 2 tbsp peach preserves
  • 1 vanilla bean, split and scraped
  • 1 dz ripe cherries, stemmed, pitted and halved
  • 1/2 cup brandy
  1. Place the cherry halves in a large shallow bowl. Sprinkle on the brown sugar and stir to coat. Add the brandy, cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate overnight. By getting the cherries as drunk as a freshman, they’ll stay soft when we freeze them into the ice cream.
  2. Combine the remaining ingredients in a large saucepan and stir to combine. Over medium heat, raise the temperature to 160 F. Once it hits 160, remove the pan from the heat and put it directly into the fridge. Chill the mixture until cold, probably 8 hours.
  3. Freeze the cream mixture following the instructions on your ice cream maker. Just at the end of the churning, add the cherries, discarding the remaining brandy. Freeze the ice cream overnight to let it set up.

If you are feeling adventurous, this is exactly the type of dessert for which waffle cones were invented.

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omfg chicken skewer I brought these chicken skewers to my building’s 4th of July party and, ever since, my neighbors have been showering me with bribes gifts. If you’re looking for a crowd-pleaser, look no further. I would strongly recommend making three times as many as you think you’ll need.

Total kitchen time: 1hr
Makes: 8 skewers (you should really triple this recipe)

Shopping list:

  • 2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
  • 2 cups sweetened coconut flakes (in the baking isle)
  • 4 cups of frying oil (safflower oil works very well)
  • 2 cups flour
  • 1 egg
  • 3/4 cups beer (a dark ale works best)
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • 2 tsp ground ginger
  • 1 tsp paprika
  • 1/2 tsp red cayenne pepper
  • 2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 2 tsp salt
  • 8 long bamboo skewers
  1. Pound the chicken breasts out flat between two sheets of plastic wrap. I use the bottom of a heavy saucepan for my pounding, but you can use a rolling pin or your head if you want.
  2. Cut the flattened breasts into long strips, about 1 1/2 inches wide. You should be able to get about 4 long strips per breast.
  3. In a large, shallow dish, combine the flower, egg, beer and dry ingredients (not the coconut). Stir with a fork until you have a thick, sticky paste. Spread an even layer of coconut flakes onto a separate plate.
  4. Skewer your chicken pieces and dip into the batter. Wipe off the excess with your fingers, then roll in the coconut flakes.
  5. Preheat the oil to 350 F in a large, deep skillet. Try to choose a skillet sized such that you can hold 2″ of oil with room to spare. Working 3-4 at a time (as many as you can fit without crowding), add the chicken skewers to the hot oil. Monitor the temperature to keep it as close to 350 as possible. Fry for about 3 minutes, or until the coconut is golden brown, then turn and fry the uncooked side for another 2 minutes. In between batches, skim off any renegade coconut flakes.
  6. Rest the skewers on a double sheet of paper towels to drain and cool. Serve to a crowd of your new best friends.

Crack a coconut (yes, a real one) in half and fill it with peanut sauce or Indian Korma sauce. Arrange the skewers around the coconut on a large platter and watch them disappear before your eyes! [Food modeling courtesty of my girlfriend, Rachel.]

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red stripe ribs Although it would be a delicious experiment to add Red Stripe beer to a marinade or BBQ sauce, that is not the reason these ribs are so named. It turns out, quite accidentally, that these ribs are perfect (and I say that without exaggeration) when paired with a bottle of Red Stripe Jamaican Lager.

Makes: 5 lbs
Total kitchen time: all day (with 20 minutes of real work)

Shopping list:

  • 1 5-lb slab of pork spare ribs
  • 1 roll of heavy-duty aluminum foil (the large, wide roll)
  • 3 cups dark brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup plus 2 tbsp coarse salt
  • 2 tbsp freshly cracked black pepper
  • 1 1/2 tbsp ground cinnamon
  • 2 tsp paprika
  • 1 tsp red cayenne pepper
  • 1 tsp celery salt
  • 1 tsp ground ginger
  • 2 tsp meat tenderizer (optional)
  • 2 tsp ground cloves (not optional)

Additionally, for the BBQ sauce:

  • 1/2 cup ketchup
  • 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
  • 1/4 tsp liquid smoke
  • 1/2 tsp chipotle tabasco sauce
  • 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1/2 cup pan drippings (rib nectar)
  1. Combine all of the dry ingredients in a large bowl. Reserve about 3/4 cups of the dry rub to use for the BBQ sauce.
  2. Prepare your ribs by laying them on a doubled sheet of heavy aluminum foil, large enough to cover the slab of ribs (don’t cut the slab into smaller sections). Coat both sides of the slab generously with dry rub. Wrap tightly in the foil and refrigerate until ready to cook (for best results, let the ribs sit overnight in the dry rub).
  3. Preheat your oven to 200 F. Since this is an unusually low cooking temperature, you may want to use an oven thermometer to ensure the temperature is correct. Place the ribs on the middle rack and put a large drip pan (a roasting pan works fine) below. They’ll leak, so be prepared. [Alternately, you can cook the ribs directly on your grill. Turn on one burner to low and place the ribs on the opposite side of the grill.]
  4. Cook for about 8 hours or until the meat starts to separate from the bone. When you remove the ribs from the oven, the foil package will contain a lot of juice. Reserve 1/2 cup of the liquid in a large bowl. Add the remaining dry rub (that you saved in step 1) and the wet ingredients to make the BBQ sauce. Stir until combined.
  5. If you have a grill available, preheat it over medium-high heat. Cut the slab of ribs in half for easier handling and brush all sides generously with the BBQ sauce. Grill about 2 minutes per side. (If you don’t have a grill, just coat the ribs with the BBQ sauce and serve.)

Now, crack open a case of Red Stripe and enjoy the tender, succulent taste of all that hard work. Life (sip) is (bite) good.

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